Talking about your pet

If you have a pet, tell me about it. Tell me what kind of animal it is, its name, why you like it, why it is funny, how long you have had it, etc.
If you have no pet, you can either imagine you have one, or say why you don't have one.

Now's your chance to describe your favorite pet!

Hit your keyboards!

Many thanks...

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