The best way to dispose of a body is to call an ambulance so they can take it to a local morgue. Then the body will go to a mortuary where it will be cremated or prepared for burial. However, if you want to dispose of a body without anyone knowing about the death or discovering it in the future, thatís a different story.
Depending on who you ask, there are different ways to dispose of a body. Some people suggest disposing of it in plain sight by dressing it in ragged clothes and dumping it in an alley in a bad part of town. Others suggest more diabolical means. If you have access to an incinerator, you can burn the body, reducing it to ash, just like during cremation. The ashes can then be spread across an open field or sprinkled in the ocean.
Another method would be to dissolve the body in a tub of acid. This would reduce the body to liquid and then it could be dumped somewhere where the smell will not be noticed. Liquefied dead bodies smell just as bad as whole dead bodies, possibly worse.
You could also tie the body to a heavy object and sink it in the ocean. It will decompose relatively fast and the chances of anyone finding it are very slim, especially in the deeper regions.
A theory of murderers is that you can just take the body out into the woods, far away from any human populations and bury it there.
Iíve also heard that you could just keep the body in your home, eat most of it, and then, whatever you canít eat, just pulverize it and put it down the drain over the course of several months.
Lastly, you could mummify the body and dress it up, faking itís still alive like Weekend at Bernies.
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